Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
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may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
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It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
His nipple licking is glorious
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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