I just saw a hot homeless man
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
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Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
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I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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