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  • Submitted by Phys on Dec 7, 11 at 5:53pm

    Was that his way to follow through on his promise to "fuck you all night"

  • Submitted by viceprecedent on Dec 7, 11 at 3:42pm

    Nope, I buy it. I once had to explain to a friend the morning after her birthday party that the festivities pretty much came to an end when she and a guy both fell asleep on the couch with his dick in her mouth. \n\nThe next day when a bunch of us were trying to piece things together I made an effort to steer the conversation elsewhere so she wouldn't have to find out until we had an opportunity to share the horror in private. Because I'm a good friend like that.

  • Submitted by bttrdenu on Dec 7, 11 at 5:03pm

    Lebron and Wade are seriously celebrating the lockout being over too hard.

  • Submitted by porksword on Dec 7, 11 at 6:59pm

    Nothing quite like a dickens cider. For the holidays, be sure to try hot dickens cider, and for the adults how about a hard dickens cider?\nAvailable at your corner store today.

  • Submitted by preppygirl on Dec 7, 11 at 9:51pm

    leave it! then she would be already for his morning wood!

  • Submitted by grandmasboy on Dec 7, 11 at 4:16pm

    Hahahahaha no this is totally possibly, sometimes you just get that drunk

  • Submitted by lynzers84 on Dec 7, 11 at 3:16pm

    Claaaassy

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    Submitted by slaesar on Dec 7, 11 at 6:38pm

    Freakin' cockblockers!

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    Submitted by bigceaze on Dec 7, 11 at 11:18pm

    PORKSWORD FOR THE MOTHERFUCKING WIN!

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    Submitted by rue4games on Dec 8, 11 at 10:05pm

    She said penis!

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    Submitted by PHD1026 on Dec 7, 11 at 11:19pm

    Is this my ex wife.....sure sounds like her.

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    Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Dec 7, 11 at 8:24pm

    Now, where can I find a guy like this?

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      Submitted by wubbazugg on Dec 7, 11 at 8:54pm

      *squints* Whoreasaurus?

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        Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Dec 7, 11 at 9:07pm

        So not funny. ;-)

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          Submitted by wubbazugg on Dec 7, 11 at 10:17pm

          All in luv ;)

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            Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Dec 7, 11 at 10:40pm

            Awwww, back atcha

  • Submitted by Kevin201 on Dec 7, 11 at 3:58pm

    OP is a guy...hilarious

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    Submitted by CrazyManNo9 on Dec 9, 11 at 4:07pm

    614 is my area code so I am the expert! Why? Would? You? Pull? Me? Out?

  • Submitted by abigaillee on Dec 7, 11 at 3:24pm

    Definitely fake.

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      Submitted by Kniros on Dec 8, 11 at 3:33am

      I've witnessed a scenario like this. It happens.

  • Submitted by MadF00L on Dec 7, 11 at 10:34pm

    Unpossible.

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      Submitted by Wolf32889 on Dec 7, 11 at 11:36pm

      bad idiot.. that's not a word

  • Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 7, 11 at 3:19pm

    I'm thinking fake!

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      Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 7, 11 at 11:12pm

      Clearly I stand corrected... This is certainly a level of f'ed up I've never achieved.