I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
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by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
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You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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