Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
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she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
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When are your genitals available?
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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