Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
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From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
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I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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