Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
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He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
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They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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