I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
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well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
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My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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