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  • 83 79
    Submitted by wubbazugg on Oct 7, 11 at 12:14pm

    Darwin award nominee....

  • 73 74
    Submitted by RockerRyan on Oct 7, 11 at 12:09pm

    Explain that one to the nurses in the ER.

  • 70 75
    Submitted by NPH9384 on Oct 7, 11 at 1:51pm

    @ReesesPoofs, kitchen knives tend to be sharp and pointy...

  • 66 69
    Submitted by ck24 on Oct 7, 11 at 1:37pm

    Epic fail! And also lamest ER story I’ve ever heard

  • 65 73
    Submitted by ilovemesumjesus on Oct 7, 11 at 5:21pm

    Kinky

  • 59 61
    Submitted by blueford on Oct 7, 11 at 5:08pm

    That's not gonna get infected...

  • 65 86
    Submitted by fatherfigure on Oct 8, 11 at 1:19am

    @penisdickcock. Love the username.

  • 67 90
    Submitted by penisdickcock on Oct 7, 11 at 10:59am

    First

  • Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Oct 7, 11 at 11:20am

    How do you stab anything with a kitchen knife?

  • 60 88
    Submitted by pinky22 on Oct 8, 11 at 2:04am

    That cheese better have been worth it if I'm going to the ER for it

  • 57 85
    Submitted by fatherfigure on Oct 8, 11 at 1:21am

    Almost as good as "iheartlittleboys"