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  • 70 56
    Submitted by wubbazugg on Oct 7, 11 at 12:14pm

    Darwin award nominee....

  • 60 53
    Submitted by RockerRyan on Oct 7, 11 at 12:09pm

    Explain that one to the nurses in the ER.

  • 59 52
    Submitted by NPH9384 on Oct 7, 11 at 1:51pm

    @ReesesPoofs, kitchen knives tend to be sharp and pointy...

  • 51 42
    Submitted by blueford on Oct 7, 11 at 5:08pm

    That's not gonna get infected...

  • 55 52
    Submitted by ck24 on Oct 7, 11 at 1:37pm

    Epic fail! And also lamest ER story I’ve ever heard

  • 54 52
    Submitted by ilovemesumjesus on Oct 7, 11 at 5:21pm

    Kinky

  • 56 61
    Submitted by penisdickcock on Oct 7, 11 at 10:59am

    First

  • 54 60
    Submitted by fatherfigure on Oct 8, 11 at 1:19am

    @penisdickcock. Love the username.

  • 61 76
    Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Oct 7, 11 at 11:20am

    How do you stab anything with a kitchen knife?

  • 48 62
    Submitted by fatherfigure on Oct 8, 11 at 1:21am

    Almost as good as "iheartlittleboys"

  • 49 66
    Submitted by pinky22 on Oct 8, 11 at 2:04am

    That cheese better have been worth it if I'm going to the ER for it