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  Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.

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• Darwin award nominee....

  Submitted by wubbazugg on Oct 7, 11 at 12:14pm

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• Epic fail! And also lamest ER story I’ve ever heard

  Submitted by ck24 on Oct 7, 11 at 1:37pm

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• That's not gonna get infected...

  Submitted by blueford on Oct 7, 11 at 5:08pm

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• @ReesesPoofs, kitchen knives tend to be sharp and pointy...

  Submitted by NPH9384 on Oct 7, 11 at 1:51pm

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• Explain that one to the nurses in the ER.

  Submitted by RockerRyan on Oct 7, 11 at 12:09pm

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• Kinky

  Submitted by ilovemesumjesus on Oct 7, 11 at 5:21pm

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• How do you stab anything with a kitchen knife?

  Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Oct 7, 11 at 11:20am

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• First

  Submitted by penisdickcock on Oct 7, 11 at 10:59am

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• @penisdickcock. Love the username.

  Submitted by fatherfigure on Oct 8, 11 at 1:19am

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• That cheese better have been worth it if I'm going to the ER for it

  Submitted by pinky22 on Oct 8, 11 at 2:04am

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• Almost as good as "iheartlittleboys"

  Submitted by fatherfigure on Oct 8, 11 at 1:21am

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