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Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
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Darwin award nominee....
Explain that one to the nurses in the ER.
@ReesesPoofs, kitchen knives tend to be sharp and pointy...
Epic fail! And also lamest ER story I’ve ever heard
Kinky
That's not gonna get infected...
That cheese better have been worth it if I'm going to the ER for it
Almost as good as "iheartlittleboys"
@penisdickcock. Love the username.
How do you stab anything with a kitchen knife?
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