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  • 89 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 8:13pm

    I am almost positive I've heard this before too, but maybe the OP heard it, thought it was funny; then texted it.

  • 86 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 5:11pm

    I will concede that there probably is a line on how much dirty talk is too much...but I've yet to find it. Dirty talk is amazing if the person you're with doesn't sound like a total idiot

    • 64 50
      Submitted by yipskip on Aug 2, 10 at 11:35pm

      totally agree...it can be fun and make things a little more exciting

  • 84 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 12:17am

    this was definitely posted on overhead in new york, from the wednesday one-liners. i knew i've seen this somewhere before.

  • 77 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 4:00pm

    Give me more foul mouths! If you want me to shut it, then shove it in my mouth and make me. This filthy whore looovees the MAD LIBS now stop being a pansy and reciprocate Mr.917!

  • 80 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 6:38pm

    FUCK ME LIKE YOU'RE MY DAD

  • 77 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:19pm

    hahahahahahahahahhhahahahahahahahahaha i love mad libss

  • 74 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 10:32am

    alright alright chill out 10:29, im sure the person didnt mean to offend any one

  • 73 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 4:32pm

    Filthy talking chicks are a trip!!! And fun as fuck too.

  • 72 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 10:29am

    she signed up to get off, you selfish fuck. if you want peace and quiet, use your fucking hand or go fuck a corpse. if you want to feel the heat of another human being's body, then you'll have to ensure their needs are met too.

  • 78 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 6:58pm

    bahahaha penthouse mad libs. Oh man.

  • 70 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 7:54am

    I'm with 3:19, I had a similiar situation. The girl was so quiet, and then once in the bedroom went crazy. firstly, i was a little in shock, then it turned to fighting back the laughter!

  • 75 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 12:21am

    how can you NOT sound like a dumbass when you dirty talk? just shut the hell up and fuck lol

  • 71 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 7:29pm

    i swear i've seen this before...

  • 68 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 4:36pm

    I hate teasing bitches

  • 68 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 3:19am

    HAHAHAHA, i've been here before. Some dirty talk is just too much. I had to fight laughter once when I was hooking up with this guy...it was just soooo generic.

  • 71 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 5:49pm

    i agree 5:11, yaaa for dirty talk! 917 needs to get in touch with his freaky side a little

  • 67 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 8:40pm

    its from overheard in new york

  • 65 56
    Submitted by jewish96 on Apr 12, 10 at 11:45pm

    Wait so he was like "the muffin boy...." (fill in the adjective?) now that is weird

  • 63 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 4:25am

    I love dirty talk...