Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
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I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
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Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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