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  • Punch that bitch in the face!

    Submitted by ezadinar on Feb 14, 11 at 10:28am
  • Although I fully agree you should fuck her up, I hope you remember to punish your bf as well.\nIt takes two to tango!\nJust saying...

    Submitted by babykaye on Feb 14, 11 at 2:03pm
  • Is this from the text yesterday where the bitch liked her vacation photos?? Please be that one! ha

    Submitted by RyanM on Feb 14, 11 at 11:11am
  • If she has a boyfriend have a margarita night with him while she's at girls night, otherwise just resort to violence

    Submitted by Phys on Feb 14, 11 at 12:46pm
  • Sure it will. That's when you pretend blame him and not her, then slip eyedrops into her drink.

    Submitted by Taipan on Feb 14, 11 at 11:38am
    • Messing with someone's drink is good cause for a beating. It's never okay.

      Submitted by said8ED on Feb 14, 11 at 3:16pm
      • Messing with someone's boyfriend is also never ok. Just think of it as letting OP's "friend" think about what she's done wrong... while violently heaving into the toilet.

        Submitted by Taipan on Feb 14, 11 at 4:24pm
        • A common urban legend is that a few drops of Visine in an unsuspecting victim's drink will cause a harmless bout of diarrhea. This will not produce diarrhea, but oral administration of Visine can induce dangerous side effects related to Visine's ingredient tetrahydrozoline hydrochloride such as: Dangerously low body temperature (hypothermia), Blurred vision, Nausea and vomiting, difficulty in breathing or even a complete halt in breathing, Elevating (hypertension) then dropping (

          Submitted by SupressioVeritas on Feb 14, 11 at 5:18pm
          • ...Elevating (hypertension) then dropping (hypotension) blood pressure, Possible coma, Seizures and tremors.\n\nIt's a felony poisoning and possible attempted murder (or 1st degree murder), depending on the side effects. A punch in the face would give similar satisfaction and less prison time.

            Submitted by SupressioVeritas on Feb 14, 11 at 5:21pm
          • ..Elevating (hypertension) then dropping (hypotension) blood pressure, Possible coma, Seizures and tremors. It's a felony poisoning charge and possible attempted murder (or 1st degree murder), depending on the side effects. A punch in the face would give similar satisfaction and less prison time.

            Submitted by SupressioVeritas on Feb 14, 11 at 5:23pm
          • ..Elevating (hypertension) then dropping (hypotension) blood pressure, Possible coma, Seizures and tremors. It's a felony poisoning charge and possible attempted murder (or 1st degree murder), depending on the side effects. A punch in the face would give similar satisfaction and less prison time.

            Submitted by SupressioVeritas on Feb 14, 11 at 5:25pm
        • Taipan, give your head a shake. Putting something in another's drink is illegal. You'd be singing a different tune if it happened to you. Just admit that you're wrong, for once. It's a part of growing up.

          Submitted by said8ED on Feb 14, 11 at 8:59pm
          • Wow. Did you ever see Wedding Crashers? Were you all up in arms over the whole eyedrops-in-the-drink thing then? As many here have told me, grow a sense of humor.

            Submitted by Taipan on Feb 14, 11 at 9:12pm
            • Only thing I'll say, you of all people cannot tell anyone on here to grow a sense of humor. Aaand I'm done.

              Submitted by RyanM on Feb 15, 11 at 9:08am
            • "Wedding Crashers" = a movie. As in, plenty of people do outrageous things in movies that they should never do/would never get away with doing in REAL life.

              Submitted by TMedStud on Feb 16, 11 at 11:03pm
            • DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT INTEND FOR OP TO ACTUALLY PUT EYEDROPS IN BITCH'S DRINK AND WAS KIDDING. HALF-KIDDING AT MOST. Sheesh.

              Submitted by Taipan on Feb 17, 11 at 7:50pm
  • Would shots and a threesome fix it?

    Submitted by bigO187 on Feb 14, 11 at 12:07pm
  • Friendship over!!!

    Submitted by jenyness on Feb 14, 11 at 1:33pm
  • How messed is the friend that posted this? She obviously finds humor in her friend being upset that her boyfriend just fucked her friend...then she puts the text on here!

    Submitted by horsediqdotmpg on Feb 15, 11 at 5:08am
  • maybe you will be forgiven my setting up your brother with her. so they can have sex. in his car.

    Submitted by pipsqueak19 on Feb 14, 11 at 10:27am
  • Tbag her.

    Submitted by yeekim on Feb 15, 11 at 12:40am
  • 11:11- that would be awesome!!

    Submitted by stnrgrlk46290 on Feb 14, 11 at 1:41pm
  • Why still talk to her. I'd kick her ass

    Submitted by hils07 on Feb 14, 11 at 10:20pm
  • llmmaaooo taipan youre in no place to be telling ANYONE to have a sense of humor.

    Submitted by rooster92 on Feb 16, 11 at 12:08pm
  • It's a 3sum fuck-off. Winner gets the weiner. Not rocket science. PS. Margaritas help.

    Submitted by cmwings on Feb 14, 11 at 11:54pm
  • Fucking is fun. Why hold a grudge? Buy the bitch a drink and high five

    Submitted by niceman on Feb 14, 11 at 3:53pm
  • maybe you will be forgiven by setting up your brother with her. so they can have sex. in his car.

    Submitted by pipsqueak19 on Feb 14, 11 at 10:36am
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