a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
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well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
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He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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