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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 11:45am

    4:50 exemplifies why I love Canadians. And all the best sex I've ever had was with them. Never been treated like shit by one either, unlike most self-serving cowardly American boys who have absolutely no respect for women. Living near the border is one of the few good things about living in Michigan.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 11:10pm

    11:03, CA is not something to be proud of. Douchetard.

    • Submitted by green_eyedcutie on Jan 11, 10 at 5:09pm

      your the douchetard! Canada is amazing and Canadians are amazing!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 6:22pm

    uggh, i would BARF if my boyfriend tried to fuck me on mine or his hockey bag. shit is nasssty..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:45pm

    guess that makes you the mounter and her the mountie

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 10:07am

    4:50AM -I'm from Chicago and I seriously loved that Ala-ifuckMySister-bama hahaha.... Canadians are so much more chill then Americans. Love em. Keep on playing you dusters!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 12:13am

    nicely done, go Canada go, eh?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 4:52pm

    yeah its from windsor all the way up through to guelph and what canadian girl hasn't been fucked on a hockey bag? nice work bud!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:05pm

    you guys are such eh holes, i love it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 8:14pm

    I can't even begin to describe how much I love Canadians (and Windsor for that matter). Case in point: this text is actually funny.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 3:54am

    hahaha i know this dude i lol used to be in the 519 and yea at 11.15 613 is the shit...i moved there now

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 5:50pm

    <3 I love Canada. Fucking EH, that's hot.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 12:42am

    note to self...tell boyfriend i wanna fuck on his hockey bag... i'm from canada and i effing love it!! only been with an american boy once and trust me the canadians all do it better ;) can i just say, i've wondered why they don't make maple syrup flavoured condoms. i would buy them!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 12:42am

    CANADAAAAA fucks you USs up

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 4:00pm

    You could have been wearing skates - but good fuckin work anyway

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 11:15am

    Maple flavoured condoms would be amazing, I would buy them too I thought this text was hilarious, it's one of the few I actually laughed out loud with, Canadians rule! Also 519 is not 70% of Ontario, I'd never even heard of it before this text.. I'm from 613 :) We're the best of course!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 1:37am

    next time you americans wanna "drink us under the table" check the percentage of your beer. You guys are up to like 4% now right? Haaaaa.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 4:22pm

    Really? 70%? wow, you know nothinggggggg......

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:45pm

    YES PROUD KITCHENER!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 4:04pm

    519 is the area code for like 70% of Ontario, it doesn't mean its KW.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 8:22pm

    my bf's a hockey player, and if he ever wanted to fuck anywhere remotely near his hockey gear, I'd probably puke that being said, this is the BEST tfln I've ever read. BRAVO CANADA

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:29pm

    yeeee 519999 here too

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 2:07am

    I freakin love Canada.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 6:56pm

    aw so hot. seriously, im so proud of being canadian, eh?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 7:26pm

    that mustve smelled awesome

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 12:12am

    Hey, if Americans can be all "BOO-YA!" all the time, why can't Canadians? It's about time you 519ers got it right. And 11:07, clearly you've never been with a Canadian!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:09pm

    Stick some maple syrup in her teat and munch on her bacon... Now that's Canadian, eh.

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    Submitted by megeff on Jul 20, 10 at 3:54am

    i had sex in a penalty box...nothing more canadian than that

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 4:25am

    Love the fact that 1048 used the word bender. And the sex probably smelled like shit being on top of a hockey bag.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 4:08pm

    i bet that smelled terrible

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:26pm

    Heh...I refer you to Pierre Burton's definition of a Canadian "Someone who can make love in a canoe without tipping it over." Very Canadian? yes. But it gets more Canadian than that.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:20pm

    i wonder if they had that in mind when they made the bag... "especially equipped for pregame sex."

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    Submitted by ladiesispimpstoo on Jan 10, 11 at 9:59pm

    Canadian hockey players are sexy as fuck, but hockey bags smell gross

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 4:28pm

    this is basically my dream, so hot. i got wet from reading thiss!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 5:28pm

    So this makes me want to visit!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:06pm

    YES 519 thats my area code =]

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    Submitted by CehNehDeh on Apr 8, 10 at 10:04pm

    YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 12:10am

    206 America- Canada's Diaper

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:03pm

    im not your friend guy!

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    Submitted by Rasetsu on Jun 9, 10 at 11:59pm

    Go Canada! So proud to be Canadian right now. :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 1:37pm

    Actually 807 and 705 make up over 70% of the area codes for Ontairo. 519/905/416/226/289, etc. are just a very very small part of the provinces area codes and all in SOUTHERN Ontairo. Its is a big province and doesn't stop in Barrie! GOD I hate people who think Southern Ontairo is all there is to our big, beautiful province! Go on a road trip! You will be AMAZED how big the province actually is!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:56pm

    holla if you rep LAURIER!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:04pm

    im not your guy pal!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 11:53pm

    True fact: 15 million people are diagonsed with an STD is the US each year.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 8:55pm

    @ 7:26. Totally fucked in a canoe. was EPIC. Only in my 519 would something like this happen xD woots southern Ontario!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 5:20pm

    Did it smell as bad as my hockey bag does?

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    Submitted by iamnotmexican on Jan 4, 11 at 10:24pm

    I love puck sluts.

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    Submitted by RexHolz on Dec 7, 10 at 11:35pm

    Fucking Eh! Cheers from the rockies!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 7:04pm

    That would be awesome. I swear Imma move to canada and I know exactly the person I want to do this with >:D

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 5:53pm

    take off yah canada haters this guy is a beauty eh. and dad, bob broke your beer

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 12:31am

    Hahahah I'm Canadian!! That hot.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 4:02pm

    Yeaaaaaaaaah 519 fuckin awesome

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:26pm

    ... Wow? Haha. I should start talking to the Canadian chick who wants to fuck again.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 11:57pm

    That's fucking awesome

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 11:37pm

    i love americans always lippin n shit.. canadians will drink americans under the table.. get some real beer or some real liqs u pussies.. any how.. i kno kno what im puttin on my to do list.. by the way 519 isnt 70% of ontario.. i didnt even kno it was apart of ontario lol.. im 905 btw..

    • Submitted by green_eyedcutie on Jan 11, 10 at 5:14pm

      519 is like most of Ontario you twat.. i'm 519 btw KW FTW

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 11:19pm

    why do you canadians like cold cut trio subs with pickles and sub sauce from subway? STOP PRETENDING LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT AMERICAN CHEESE IS!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 4:01pm

    Fuckin EH ........!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 5:10pm

    lol... I used to live in KW. All the way in AZ now. I miss all you hosers, eh!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 7:30pm

    From here on out I will never look at my hockey bag the same. it could be doing so much more. Much respect from the lower 48.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 5:39am

    10:36 - YES! you just made my day.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 6:27pm

    awww yeeaah 519!!!!! represent! i salute you OP~!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 12:26am

    Classic hockey moment

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:54pm

    No chance. Def in Waterloo. SHOUTOUTS TO UW! I know you guys are readin this when you should be studyin!

    • Submitted by green_eyedcutie on Jan 11, 10 at 5:19pm

      lol describes my current activity @ dana porter library!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:27pm

    Oh 519. How I love you

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:21pm

    somewhat kinky. well, only if she's hot and he's all sweaty from just winning the game.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:29pm

    I think that's every boys dream growing up in Canada!!! As for the 519 I wouldn't want to be anywhere else eh??

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 5:26pm

    I am so happy that this came from my area code.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:17pm

    Except for the "fucking" party...

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    Submitted by johnnyk on Jul 15, 10 at 10:38am

    Fucking her on bacon .... Way more canadian

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 9:11pm

    Yeeeee Canada!!! Uw?!? Ftw =]

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:50pm

    yes you should 7:26... us canadian girls are clearly the best :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:01pm

    Hell ya! Love the 519!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 12:08am

    Cracking the efff up because I just heard a story about this from a girl in class.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 6:41pm

    maple syrup flavoured condom?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 1:05pm

    uw ftw =], man we should all be studying for exams, but getting laid is so much better,

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 8:03pm

    Sounds sexy but in reality it would smell horrible

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 10:43am

    To 7:04 - me too. Is it bad that all a guy has to do is be Canadian and his chances to score with me increase 100 fold? >.>

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 12:05pm

    Good, solid, funny tfln post right here!

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    Submitted by leahsilvs on Dec 4, 11 at 3:41pm

    This is my puckslut dream!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 3:35pm

    Muckin barn on some biddies on a hockey bag eh?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 1:16pm

    woot 519 ftw. UW all the way, but im betting this has gotta be a laurier chick (or a western slut).... god i hate exams

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 11:05pm

    @9:54 U-Dub is where its at!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 12:10am

    minus the whole "fucking" part

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    Submitted by lwilson91 on Mar 1, 10 at 12:25am

    CANADA! GO CANADA

  • Submitted by Cameron2010 on Mar 20, 10 at 2:28am

    Fuckin Russel stovers take your god damn towering hockey players out of the 913

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 5:09pm

    hahaha gueelph <3 yah 519 is all over fucktards. not just kw.

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    Submitted by shrek69x on Dec 8, 10 at 2:41pm

    Canada sucks!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 5:26pm

    did what smell as bad? her pussy or his hockey bag?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 5:06pm

    4:28 ... you are fantastic. too funny

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 6:00pm

    @10:36 somebody at FESTERN probably wucked your mom.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:56pm

    You could have been eating waffles with lots of syrup

  • Submitted by laurenncakes on Jun 17, 10 at 4:56pm

    um fuck me on a hockey bag? kthanks(:

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:36pm

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LONDON

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 2:06am

    Canada - America's hat

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      Submitted by douchemonger on Feb 12, 10 at 1:00pm

      An asshat. To cover up nasty America.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 1:26am

    Who would want to bang on a dirty Canadians swampy bag when u can have a nice American boy in bed? :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 4:02pm

    ahhh def a uwo guy :)

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    Submitted by ct1989 on Mar 26, 11 at 5:27pm

    Fuck yea boiiiiiiiii! Canada rocks!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 4:03pm

    go drink your molson and cheat on your gf some more hockey scumbag.

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    Submitted by kaylajeanmo on Feb 14, 11 at 2:10am

    So proud to be Canadian it's not even funny. And who cares how smelly the gear is? hockey players are hott!!

  • Submitted by wade123456789 on Apr 11, 10 at 2:48pm

    That would make me proud to be canadian

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 12:17am

    I wouldn't brag about being Canadian

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      Submitted by green_eyedcutie on Jan 11, 10 at 5:23pm

      if Americans can brag about being American what is wrong with Canadians doing the same thing. you are a hypocrite. Also GO CANADA EH!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 4:42am

    Girl has no standards fucking on a nasty hockey bag. Blehhh.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 10:18am

    french canadians are horrible in bed... canadians are just bad have fun serving my food to me in the summer and living off of your gf's parent's $$$

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 11:07pm

    Canadians are lousy in bed.