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sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
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Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
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Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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