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  • 53 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 8:50pm

    that's the best isn't it? "oh hello! Over my head!" =P

  • 49 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:44pm

    fuck, i dribble out....wonder if there is something wrong with me or bcuz i beat off 5 times a day.

  • 56 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 5:01pm

    this reminds me of the time in college when i was doing it doggy style and when i pulled out it hit the ceiling. awesome.

  • 51 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 11:36pm

    hmmm.... wish I was back in Knoxville. Eh... wanna travel for a hookup about half an hour away?

  • 53 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 5:26pm

    Hate it, when your just there and all of a sudden out of surprise it hit me in the eye.

  • 52 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 3:44pm

    "Liquid" can leave the penis at up to 22 mph (this is a fact, look it up). Neglecting aerodynamics a load could travel as far as 16-ft vertically or 32-ft horizontally...

  • 50 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 5:32pm

    ^^^^ You give TN our bad ACT average!

  • 52 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 3:44pm

    3:29PM Nope, but my dad is.

  • 51 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 5:41am

    7:59- epic metaphor hahahaa

  • 46 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 3:08pm

    He was talking about slurpees you nerf-herders. GOD!

  • 50 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 4:42pm

    My boyfriend shoots retardedly far. we have sex all the time and have been for over 6 years. I dont know what to feed him to calm it down..

  • 47 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:42am

    I have nights like that all the time. I once reclined the driver's seat of my car (parked of course) and hit the back window with a loud-ass splat.

  • 49 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 8:56am

    omg marry me. my boyfriend just dribbles out. i want a shooter!!!!

  • 47 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 3:15pm

    It's fun to go for distance. The look you get when you finish in missionary and stay right there when you pull out, and still hit her in the face, is just priceless. I usually get a big smile and hear the word "WOW". I've never laughed harder than when I got her in the nose and she said "nice shootin' tex". Good times.

  • 53 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 4:06pm

    When i saw this i had to check the area code! Then i thought from my view i was also very amazed that he could do that !

  • 50 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 12:45am

    Why are you all pulling out?

  • 52 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 3:29pm

    3:15 Your mother must be very proud.

  • 45 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:55pm

    save up for week... and then shoot!

  • 46 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 3:59pm

    LMAO 3:48 Fun Fact: Longest shot by a man on record is 13.5 feet Longest shot by a woman is 129 ft Im a man......I know ......I know......but its true I saw the video

  • 42 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 3:48pm

    You never want to neglect aerodynamics. That shit'll fuck you up.

  • 49 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 5:30pm

    Always nice when it surprises me with distance. She's never as happy

  • 46 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 3:33pm

    guys should warn girls if the load shoot with speed...because I told the guy I was with last night he could cum on my titts and it ended up in my hair...wtf - a little warning would be nice.

  • 44 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 3:34pm

    ^^ i'm sure his mother knows all about that. c'mon if you can't have fun with your chick then you need to find a new one

  • 44 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 9:34am

    Always loved hitting myself in the face growing up...

  • 48 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 7:59pm

    yea girls love it when you hit 3 pointers from long range. Ive amazed myself sometimes. PS whoeva moved into my old apt. wash down the walls lol ive tagged them many of times.

  • 27 35
    Submitted by yewinnhard on Apr 30, 12 at 5:27pm

    My boyfriend was meant to come on my arse once (we were doing doggy) and he got it not only in my hair but on the bed in front of me.

  • 37 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:25am

    hahaha i'm the poster and my act score was 28... that's not too bad.