his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
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The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
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Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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