my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
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all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
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She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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