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  • 51 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:06am

    That is never bad. It would only make life waaaaay more interesting.

  • 49 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 3:56pm

    4:50 Please grow a brain. Your level of obsessiveness is another reason people hate Twilight. Idiot.

  • 46 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:24pm

    any "woman" that wishes their men to be anything like that stalkerish tool...are pathetic..NO MORE FUCKING TWILIGHT POSTS PLEASE

  • 48 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 2:45am

    I thought this site was for people who don't obsess with stupid shit like Twilight. Get a hobby

  • 44 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:29pm

    sooo sick of reading this anti-twilight/pro-twilight bullshit.

  • 42 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:55pm

    3:54 So I can have an informed opinion, as I stated. I kept reading because they made me laugh at how ridiculously bad they were. It was entertaining.

  • 42 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 7:06pm

    what little was left of my soul died when i read this

  • 44 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:30pm

    haahahaahahhaa^^^ youre so witty even without the glitter id be down

  • 41 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:42pm

    First of all, most people who make fun of Twilight have never read or attempted to read the books. Secondly, what's the point of being a whore if you're in disguise? Lastly, this post is not funny, only sad.

  • 49 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 3:23pm

    Hahah so apparently you have to be fat and gothic to like Twilight? Really who gives a fuck if someone likes Twilight? Everyone has something that they enjoy that others don't. I am honestly sick of seeing all the twilight post that aren't even funny, but all the little cyber fights are getting really old.

  • 41 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 3:37am

    i must say, i first read this and was like "fuck twilight" but yea...it would help if guys didn't assume i was in it for the relationship...

  • 37 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:19pm

    the mods keep posting Twilight texts because they know it'll get a rise out of the readers and spark some discussion... too bad the discussion that results is just more of the same boring shit over and over again

  • 37 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:49pm

    nope i totally agree, but he has to be as hot as edward cullen

  • 33 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:08pm

    Woooooow. The Twilight hate is ridiculous! 4:13, Just because you like Twilight and Edward doesn't mean you are going to get raped and murdered, let alone deserve to! There are lots of educated and smart people of all ages that like and dislike the series. That is the joy of opinion and free speech.

  • 34 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:55pm

    you're an idiot for having wasted your time then.. wtf, were you curious after the suckage of the first or just a glutton for punishment?

  • 29 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:19pm

    any Twilight reference made by someone over the age of 14 is bad

  • 33 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 7:48pm

    I can't believe all the shitty texts that make this site, this is not funny and just sad!!

  • 34 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:44pm

    P.S. I need to get to 910 if that's where there are multiple men walking around who look like Edward...

  • 35 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:23pm

    I enjoyed Twilight and all, but what's with all the Twilight and Rob Pattinson texts lately? Where's the variety?

  • 30 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:26pm

    it makes me want to cover myself in glitter just to lure them in so I can punch them in the overies

  • 31 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:55pm

    3:42 I have read them...i am just smart enough to know what they stand for. Obviously some of you aren't as intellectually blessed

  • 28 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:22pm

    no 3:19 any reference of ANY age is bad

  • 29 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:50am

    I LOVE TWILIGHT!!! BOOO ALL YOU TWILIGHT BASHERS!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 32 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:54pm

    3:47 If you thought they sucked so bad, why did you read the entire series? I generally stop reading a book once I've decided that it sucks "big hairy monkey balls".

  • 28 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 7:34am

    you read twilight. you couldn't be a whore if you tried. no one likes fucking fat gothic girls who've never been kissed.

  • 30 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:00pm

    and can we stop with the "is it bad if..?" why does there always have to be some annoying fad on this site? why can't you just TRY to be original???

  • 33 48
    Submitted by KaylaFoyt on Jul 23, 10 at 3:36pm

    As long as they dont sparkle

  • 32 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 7:43pm

    Fuck!. Get over the fuckin Twilight/Rob Pattinson/Edward Cullen/Idiot in glitter/creepster-stalker texts!!! Seems that's the only thing the moderators will fuckin approve on this site.

  • 33 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:13pm

    Twilight sucks. Anyone who wants an "Edward" obviously is a masochist for punishment and probably will get raped and killed. Which is what they deserve. If you're stupid enough to like Twilight, you deserve to die. Period.

  • 33 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:47pm

    3:42, I have read all 4 books cover to cover and I believe I have an informed opinion in that they suck big hairy monkey balls :)

  • 29 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:47am

    Twilight was good when i was in the 7th grade

  • 30 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:24pm

    4:47 Twilight was never good.

  • 27 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:23pm

    3:42, not everyone's as moronic as you. I read all four and I made a very informed judgment...which is that Twilight blows. More pressing is that these stupid TWHYlight texts really aren't funny enough to be posted. I'm sure we've all submitted texts funnier than this...and feel a pang of annoyance when Edward Cullen's glittering disco balls make it and ours don't.

  • 32 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:23pm

    I'm embarassed to live in the same area code as this person!

  • 31 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:22pm

    The books are alright, not worth the hype and fucking creepy chicks that are obsessed with it though. Stephanie Meyer is a pretty shitty author..

  • 26 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:18pm

    hey, covered in glitter here, need blow job thanks

  • 33 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:26pm

    How are these bullshit Twilight texts making it? Really? REALLY? If you want a man like Edward fucking Cullen, go to a prison and find someone who got time for abuse and/or stalking. There's your damn Eddykins.

  • 26 46
    Submitted by dersabom on Aug 19, 10 at 11:18pm

    Wuts bad is that u put bad (twilight) in something good (tfln) u should b asamed

  • 33 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:18am

    I didn't think this site was for kids and their childish obsessions. Fuck Twilight get a hobby.

  • 22 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:25pm

    haha 3:22, but all tweens/teens like embarrassingly bad stuff. At least they're reading?