I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
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she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
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I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
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