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  • Submitted by Herschel on Mar 28, 10 at 11:31pm

    You'd think her watching a porno with you might be your hint that she was going to fuck you, but sure.

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      Submitted by hmackattack on Mar 29, 10 at 12:53am

      haha i agree, i would think that would give it away!

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      Submitted by foreignfire on Mar 31, 10 at 12:24am

      They might have been talking about a porno, not watching it.

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    Submitted by wtfwjd on Mar 28, 10 at 11:18pm

    Nope, comments made by douchebags don't count, so technically you're not first.

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    Submitted by veevont on Mar 28, 10 at 11:24pm

    I like how he capitalized the p in porn.

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      Submitted by zinger on Mar 28, 10 at 11:53pm

      Who does that?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 29, 10 at 1:23am

    Why does an iPhone capitalize Porno?

  • 51 40
    Submitted by lolocaust on Mar 29, 10 at 2:13am

    Seriously. My area code sucks.

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    Submitted by JoePapi on Mar 29, 10 at 9:49am

    My area code RULES!

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    Submitted by lala420 on Mar 29, 10 at 12:36am

    Boring.

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    Submitted by smc80 on Mar 29, 10 at 2:41am

    No fucking shit!

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    Submitted by maynard on Mar 29, 10 at 8:30pm

    Hurray for you! You don't get it very much do you? Was she a prostitute?

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    Submitted by Lauren26 on Mar 29, 10 at 2:07pm

    i LOVE porn... i don't care what any girl says, it's awesome

  • 48 56
    Submitted by cjhoops on Mar 29, 10 at 10:33am

    Why does iPhone capitolize Porno?

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    Submitted by jrj on Mar 29, 10 at 10:41am

    309! Wonder if it's another Pekin slut

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    Submitted by alexarae619 on Mar 29, 10 at 1:19am

    11:24, he probably has an iPhone...mine capitalizes Porno too (:

  • 39 45
    Submitted by Oxygen on Mar 29, 10 at 1:33am

    Needs more kitchen.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 29, 10 at 3:31pm

    it's true. girls who watch porn learn new things for guys and it drives them crazy. I'm a girl and I watch porn occasionally and I've been told I'm reaaalll good ahah

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    Submitted by ieatshit on Mar 28, 10 at 11:26pm

    Gang bang that bitch.

  • 50 93
    Submitted by briroo1215 on Mar 28, 10 at 11:14pm

    First

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    Submitted by randomtxts on Mar 28, 10 at 11:44pm

    and technically ur just a loser

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 29, 10 at 12:27am

    What a whore