this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
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He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
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I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
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