Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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