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  • 48 29
    Submitted by karma13 on Oct 20, 12 at 9:26am

    Forty is the new thirty. Get over it.

    • 27 22
      Submitted by TexasWDollarsign on Oct 20, 12 at 11:22am

      As long as it's not the new "Eighty-eight."

  • 28 23
    Submitted by soccer360 on Oct 21, 12 at 12:25am

    If there is a dick in your face and you are texting, something is terribly wrong. You obviously wanted it there. So get busy. And if she is a good friend she is pointing and laughing at you waiting for the show.

  • 31 32
    Submitted by mrpoopoo on Oct 20, 12 at 9:30am

    Fail