when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
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Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
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That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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