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  No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.

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  (805): No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard. http://tfl.nu/br69
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  Submitted by rach279 on Jun 12, 12 at 2:55am

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  give pop-pop your hair!

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• 27 19

  Submitted by wubbazugg on Jun 12, 12 at 7:34pm

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  Wasn't talking about the one on his face.

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  Submitted by Eightyeight on Jun 11, 12 at 1:59pm

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  Eighty Eight

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  • 27 25

    Submitted by HailCaeser on Jun 11, 12 at 9:49pm

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    Number of times he has been rejected to be a lesbians"beard" violently with a baseball bat to the taint.

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      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 19, 12 at 10:55pm

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      Was it a baseball swing, or a billiards poke with the butt-end of the bat?

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