the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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