The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
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Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
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As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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