i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
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She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
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We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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