Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
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Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
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you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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