i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
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Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
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I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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