What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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