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  • 32 31
    Submitted by YourPathetic on Apr 10, 11 at 4:39pm
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    So how long have you been married?

    • 27 38
      Submitted by Ambz on Apr 10, 11 at 10:52pm
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      I was just going to say that! 4 years, tops. Any longer than that and the woman doesn't give a shit enough to text it.

  • 26 27
    Submitted by FunkyColeMedina on Apr 12, 11 at 1:53am
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    yes! Yes! So true! Great sex forgives sins, but only for so long!

  • 25 28
    Submitted by Michguy on Apr 11, 11 at 7:45am
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    Any good relationship is built and sometimes ruined by sex and lies.

  • 26 32
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Apr 11, 11 at 1:20am
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    Way to go Delaware!

  • 26 33
    Submitted by muireann04 on Apr 10, 11 at 7:14pm
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    Sounds like most of my past boyfriends, what made it an Almost relationship?

  • 25 31
    Submitted by bunny420 on Apr 10, 11 at 6:57pm
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    wait.. something makes me think you're talking about every single one of my ex-boyfriends !

  • 26 35
    Submitted by bee222 on Apr 11, 11 at 12:30am
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    My life in writing.

  • 22 28
    Submitted by alybabee on Apr 10, 11 at 8:15pm
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    I agree. Where are manlaw and legonut??

  • 22 29
    Submitted by Phys on Apr 10, 11 at 5:01pm
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    Sounds perfect. Why didn't you make it a relationship?

  • 23 33
    Submitted by jeep9950 on Apr 10, 11 at 7:48pm
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    Anyone seen manlaw or Legonut in awhile?

    • 20 33
      Submitted by DarkWolf on Apr 10, 11 at 11:53pm
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      Nope, thank god.

    • 25 25
      Submitted by firsty on Apr 11, 11 at 1:34am
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      This is obviously fake! Nobody tries to build a relationship on lies and sex! ...How was that? :)

  • 31 50
    Submitted by bobkat on Apr 11, 11 at 4:41pm
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    Only thing missing is video

  • 22 35
    Submitted by eggsandtokyo on Apr 10, 11 at 9:46pm
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    Bitches ain't shit

  • 20 34
    Submitted by Awheatie17 on Apr 11, 11 at 11:49pm
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    Damn, I was just about to say videotaping

  • 21 41
    Submitted by FuckYoOpinion89 on Apr 11, 11 at 1:47am
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    been there, then she got pissed when i said we were pretty much fuck buddies. truth hurts i guess

    • 29 32
      Submitted by thejoker219 on Apr 11, 11 at 6:44am
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      me too...except she got mad and threatened to kill me

  • 22 50
    Submitted by dat_azz_69 on Apr 11, 11 at 8:57am
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    inb4 taipan

  • 22 56
    Submitted by YoulikeitIloveit on Apr 11, 11 at 12:55am
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    This is my ideal relationship. Forreal.