Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
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He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
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We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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