i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
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We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
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It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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