I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
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How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
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So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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