I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
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I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
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Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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