Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
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Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
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Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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