you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
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Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
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At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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