at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
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You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize