My friends, they love my intelligence
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
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My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
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Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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