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  • 45 23
    Submitted by Valkyrie on Jan 5, 12 at 1:00pm

    not to be obvious but it sounds more like its kicking your ass....

  • 49 34
    Submitted by jokinjoe20 on Jan 5, 12 at 12:15pm

    just because you went from taco bell to a mcchicken does not make it healthier

  • 45 28
    Submitted by Kriskaucher on Jan 5, 12 at 4:30pm

    Pretty sure this was my boyfriend, wouldn't be at all surprised!

  • 46 36
    Submitted by porksword on Jan 5, 12 at 1:09pm

    Colon blow!

  • 39 35
    Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 5, 12 at 1:41pm

    I see that guy from 300 whose son was killed covered in poo and dirt stretching your ass (like Jim Carey with the rhino in ace Ventura 2)

    • 35 42
      Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 5, 12 at 1:42pm

      he's screaming like a madman emerges with sword swinging ploops onto the floor looks around panicked then runs out of the bathroom killing a guy at the urinal along the way and into the night

    • 34 35
      Submitted by kermie2000 on Jan 5, 12 at 2:38pm

      i seriously just started crying i was laughing so hard....thank you...you just turned my shitty day into a good day...