Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
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I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
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Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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