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  • 27 13
    Submitted by plygtr85 on Dec 26, 12 at 9:42am
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    as it happens, the grandparents sent a bunch home with me. I'll allow you to drain my balls in exchange for said cookies for sure!

  • 19 16
    Submitted by Beefytits on Dec 26, 12 at 11:44am
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    inappropriate? No, it would be inappropriate to not offer cookies for sexual favors. it IS Christmas time

  • 14 12
    Submitted by dixie1 on Dec 26, 12 at 5:55pm
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    it would be better the other way around. trading sex for christmas cookies.

  • 12 9
    Submitted by whuppit on Dec 27, 12 at 10:29am
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    It's good to be Santa

  • 10 10
    Submitted by NBree on Dec 26, 12 at 10:25pm
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    Only if it was February.

  • 8 9
    Submitted by fly_bi_night on Dec 28, 12 at 8:03am
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    If you were any good at sex, you'd be offering the cookies as a "thank-you for the great time" not "please f'uck me, I'm pathetic".

  • 13 19
    Submitted by W_T_F on Dec 26, 12 at 1:06pm
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    Those better be some damn good cookies.

  • 3 5
    Submitted by shanerbn on Jan 3, 13 at 8:33pm
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    Depends if A) you are a girl guide or B) you are trading with a priest ( if B the A earns bonus points!)