Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
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We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
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This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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