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  • 78 73
    Submitted by officespace on Sep 16, 10 at 3:42pm

    Hey, it's me. What am I doing? I'm humping a fire hydrant, damnit. I've tried switching up positions, but apparently it likes the peeing dog position best. I can't tell if I've peed my pants, or it's squirting. I'm gonna leave my boxers behind as a souvenir for it.

  • 78 82
    Submitted by jasboo on Sep 16, 10 at 2:55pm

    Brian from Family Guy, is that you??

  • 74 77
    Submitted by stevebauer on Sep 16, 10 at 3:09pm

    1,000 thumbs-up to the first commenter to try to reproduce this voicemail in text form.

  • 65 64
    Submitted by CheezeDetector on Sep 16, 10 at 2:30pm

    Over reacting, how graphic can it get ??

  • 60 67
    Submitted by clubcam707 on Sep 16, 10 at 5:24pm

    Hope it wasn't my fire hydrant in 707.

  • 56 61
    Submitted by aussieb on Sep 18, 10 at 5:36pm

    Fuck