I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
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The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
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So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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