I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
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I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
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All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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