Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
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He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
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Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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