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  • 106 52
    Submitted by porksword on Nov 30, 11 at 1:40pm
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    That she might live there could be a good reason.

  • 74 50
    Submitted by Key_umm on Nov 30, 11 at 7:02pm
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    Her husband...

  • 68 56
    Submitted by jonathan171 on Nov 30, 11 at 8:53pm
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    Because she sounds like an occupier.

  • 61 45
    Submitted by crzyldy123 on Nov 30, 11 at 7:41pm
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    Because she handed the map out to everyone?

  • 66 55
    Submitted by quwoosh on Nov 30, 11 at 7:18pm
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    Because you're her booty call, not her boyfriend. If she's calling you up to have sex in a park, I doubt she wants that sort of commitment.

  • 63 68
    Submitted by theoldguy on Nov 30, 11 at 3:43pm
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    because you already get the milk for free, why buy the cow??

  • 52 48
    Submitted by threeoneseven on Nov 30, 11 at 10:17pm
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    Ohhh yeah, about that.... It was a mass text, you were the only one to actually respond.

  • 52 52
    Submitted by hotgeekgirl on Dec 1, 11 at 1:41am
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    Because that's not very inventive. She should take you to a park and then drag you into a bush. More spontaneous.

  • 53 62
    Submitted by bigceaze on Nov 30, 11 at 2:44pm
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    because booty calls almost never equal marriage material. not trying to further the double standard, works for chicks and dicks. you don't marry someone that gives it up with no commitment.

    • 41 53
      Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 1, 11 at 1:07am
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      I had a bootycall out of Coronado island who was marriage material problem was we were overseas too often for anything to work

  • 44 45
    Submitted by nutcase on Nov 30, 11 at 7:25pm
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    STD's

  • 49 58
    Submitted by Amandaaannee on Nov 30, 11 at 9:57pm
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    That sentence alone. Didn't know she was into "occupying" trenton!

  • 40 46
    Submitted by prettyroundbrown on Dec 7, 11 at 12:20am
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    Marry her if she also brought the condom

  • 46 61
    Submitted by B1gBadB1lly on Dec 1, 11 at 8:37am
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    Don't get ahead of yourself. You gotta find here first Magellan.

  • 45 60
    Submitted by fran531 on Nov 30, 11 at 9:27pm
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    Is it Warton SF?

  • 46 66
    Submitted by KELSiii on Dec 1, 11 at 10:22am
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    Whore

  • 53 81
    Submitted by chuNkymONkey226 on Nov 30, 11 at 1:29pm
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    jersey girls make the best wives

  • 35 55
    Submitted by Massive_Attack on Dec 1, 11 at 10:53am
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    I know you're happy to be getting some. Just because she puts out in a park, doesn't mean you want to spend the rest of your life with her.

  • 21 40
    Submitted by prettyroundbrown on Dec 7, 11 at 12:22am
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    Umm you can have a booty call with your partner