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  • Submitted by porksword on Nov 30, 11 at 1:40pm

    That she might live there could be a good reason.

  • Submitted by Key_umm on Nov 30, 11 at 7:02pm

    Her husband...

  • Submitted by jonathan171 on Nov 30, 11 at 8:53pm

    Because she sounds like an occupier.

  • Submitted by quwoosh on Nov 30, 11 at 7:18pm

    Because you're her booty call, not her boyfriend. If she's calling you up to have sex in a park, I doubt she wants that sort of commitment.

  • Submitted by crzyldy123 on Nov 30, 11 at 7:41pm

    Because she handed the map out to everyone?

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    Submitted by threeoneseven on Nov 30, 11 at 10:17pm

    Ohhh yeah, about that.... It was a mass text, you were the only one to actually respond.

  • Submitted by bigceaze on Nov 30, 11 at 2:44pm

    because booty calls almost never equal marriage material. not trying to further the double standard, works for chicks and dicks. you don't marry someone that gives it up with no commitment.

    • Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 1, 11 at 1:07am

      I had a bootycall out of Coronado island who was marriage material problem was we were overseas too often for anything to work

  • Submitted by theoldguy on Nov 30, 11 at 3:43pm

    because you already get the milk for free, why buy the cow??

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    Submitted by nutcase on Nov 30, 11 at 7:25pm


  • Submitted by fran531 on Nov 30, 11 at 9:27pm

    Is it Warton SF?

  • Submitted by hotgeekgirl on Dec 1, 11 at 1:41am

    Because that's not very inventive. She should take you to a park and then drag you into a bush. More spontaneous.

  • Submitted by B1gBadB1lly on Dec 1, 11 at 8:37am

    Don't get ahead of yourself. You gotta find here first Magellan.

  • Submitted by Amandaaannee on Nov 30, 11 at 9:57pm

    That sentence alone. Didn't know she was into "occupying" trenton!

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  • Submitted by prettyroundbrown on Dec 7, 11 at 12:20am

    Marry her if she also brought the condom

  • Submitted by chuNkymONkey226 on Nov 30, 11 at 1:29pm

    jersey girls make the best wives

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    Submitted by Massive_Attack on Dec 1, 11 at 10:53am

    I know you're happy to be getting some. Just because she puts out in a park, doesn't mean you want to spend the rest of your life with her.

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    Submitted by prettyroundbrown on Dec 7, 11 at 12:22am

    Umm you can have a booty call with your partner