ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
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my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
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Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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